Tired of reading all those Christmas gift guides and recommendations? Well here's a guide with a twist! We've put together a list of the 10 worst gift ideas we could find! In the mood for a laugh?? Read on!!!
WARNING - NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN!!!!
There are hundreds of gift
guides out every Christmas, which is all well and good, but it got me thinking,
wouldn’t it be fun to compile a list of some of the worst gift ideas
possible! So here it is, my list of the
10 worst gift ideas around!
WARNING – this post may not be safe to view at work, or
for that matter even at home! Viewer
discretion advised! Haha!! Enjoy!
10. Muscle Body
Suit
That’s right! No now you no longer need to workout to get
the body you’ve always wanted! Get your
custom made lean body suit, throw a fitting shirt over it and then head down to
the clubs and impress the ladies with your buff new physique!
I guess if the ladies can change their faces
with makeup we can change our bodies with body suits.
Now both parties can get a
nice shock waking next to unrecognizable people the next morning!
Check out the muscle suits here:
9. Electric
Nose Picker
Don’t be disgusting, stop picking
your nose with your fingers!!! Start picking your nose with this awesome
electric nose picker! ‘Nuff said! Haha!
8. Elephant Poo
In A Box
For the nature lover and that
friend who has ‘crap’ all over the place!
Real elephant dung in a box! Who
knows, maybe it will actually make some peoples places smell better! Haha!
7. Lamb Skin
Condoms
Errr… Maybe some people get off on wearing animal skins, or perhaps your girlfriend told you she likes the taste of lamb? Either way, this is gross!
Get your own set here:
6. Fake ATM
Receipt
Hey guys, wanna impress that
gold digging skank you saw at KPO your local bar, then just accidentally
drop this ATM receipt as you pay for your next drink. Be sure that it lands in a strategic position
such that your person of interest is bound to see it. Wait for her eyes to turn into dollar signs
as she sees your ATM receipt for $314,159.26 and then make your move! Have fun!
Get your own receipt here:
Do you have a stinky
friend? You know, the kind of guy that
passes off as a biological weapon, capable of producing emissions that can take
down the human race?? Well, then this is
the ideal gift! Disposable fart
filters! Your friend can finally come
out of the bomb shelter and reintegrate into society! Good times!
Get yours here:
Some stuff is just so weird
you really can’t make it up. Touted as
being the new equivalent to Brazilian waxing, Hollywood celebs and women all
over the US are reportedly lining up to get their anuses bleached to look nicer
for their hubbies. Well, now you can do
it yourself with this home anal bleaching kit or perhaps you know a friend who
would like it:
When will the madness end???
Tired of getting up all night
to feed your baby, the solution is finally here – the Crib Dribbler! Easy and safe, it has been specially made to
meet all of your baby’s dietary needs.
Thankfully this thing is not
real. You get an empty box, but imagine
the look on the face of that friend who’s just become a new
parent! Genius! Simply place your real gift inside and watch
the fun begin.
For that friend who just
doesn’t have enough toilets in their home or perhaps for yourself, so you
don’t have to miss your favourite TV show in order to go to the toilet. Just don’t forget to buy a healthy supply of
air freshener too! Haha!!
The Japanese have done it
again! No, this isn’t some kind of bondage
device which allows you to poke stuff into your girlfriend's mouth (hey - stop thinking dodgy things), this is your key to
getting a perfectly toned face and smile without having to go under the knife! Just don’t let anyone catch you using it!
Get your own here:
Crazy stuff!!!
So there you go, some of the
most ridiculous things we could find on the Internet. How about you, have anything to add to our
list of ridiculous gifts?
From everyone at Maximum
Extreme, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!!
Stay tuned for our year-end big-fat-quiz-of-the-year
podcast special!!! It’s gonna be
hilarious!
Laters people,
Bobby
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